Joel Osteen Steps Down from Preaching, Becomes a Bartender
In a shocking turn of events, renowned televangelist and pastor Joel Osteen announced his resignation from the pulpit to pursue a new calling: bartending.
The acclaimed orator, who has captivated audiences with his charismatic sermons and inspirational messages, revealed that he has always harbored a secret passion for mixing cocktails and concocting libations. And after much soul-searching and introspection, he has decided to leave the ministry to fully embrace his true calling as…